I think the "ad invasion" joke was already pulled somewhere else (Coding Horror, I think). Better pretend that you sold the site to SpectateSwamp. Or is that more suited for Halloween? If there was a CAPTCHA, it would be: scaary.

That'll better be www.dysfunctionalforums.com. Also, gf? Aren't you using the not-so-well-known Desktop *cough* Search, by any chance?