[quote user="morbiuswilters"]I always end up using Microsoft Project because there is simply nothing else that can compete with it.[/quote] That reminds me a story I've heard from Joel Spolsky a couple of months ago: In the middle-90's at the Office development team at Microsoft, the...

While the whole rebooting/BIOS fiddling stuff obviously made it seem more legitimate, he would definitely get a lot more kicks from just ejecting the diskette and pressing any key. And the clerk already was under obligation, so... >8=] [quote user="matterific"] There, I said it. [/quote...

I'm a bit late, but I thought I'd try my hand for the warnings program. This program will probably segfault, though it shouldn't surprise anyone -- it does a lot of pointer munging for the heck of it. 50+ warnings, mostly unique, 256 bytes of source, so about one warning every 5 characters...

Brother Laz: Judging from the title and every other thread on the forum, this is a forum about developing... audio applications... for Vista. This message was apparently lost on at least one person. Can you say, 'hopelessly out of his league'? Man, I hate it when people make useless posts on a forum...

ender: dhromed: PSWorx: Thief^: PSWorx: Thief^: ^ Another Fail ^ 3 pages dumbass, quote the last post not the last post on the first page Strider: Control_Alt_Kaboom: ssprencel: Strider: Control_Alt_Kaboom: Squiggle: Control_Alt_Kaboom: PSWorx: BiggBru: Pap: Control_Alt_Kaboom: Ice^^Heat: Control_Alt_Kaboom...

omega0: ...It deeply amuses me for some reason that my Working...1% was watched for so long. I shouldn't laugh though, I had the hulkulator finish all its calculations. On to #34: Create warnings. As many compiler / runtime warnings as you can possibly get in a single statement (the code does have to...

Vista has built-in DRM. Need I say more?

djork: :D buttbuttinate Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha*wipe tears*hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... Imagine someone saying that! Thanks for making my day.

cconroy: I know! When you do a search, the support staff has to be there to receive the request, run over to the files, look up the information and type it back to you... really, really quickly. ROFL