Wow. I can install Ubuntu in C. Also, C is called "No localization" in C. I wonder if I can get Ubuntu in other programming languages like Fortran, BASIC, Javascript, Perl, Python, and Java.

The Real WTF is that there exist Linux utilities that are sane.

Thanks, Yahoo, now I know where I can find a hit man.

Subversionhack: A surprisingly active blog and strange romp through the paranoid mind: "I used GRUB to boot my RedHat Linux systems (all of my Linux systems were RedHat and will be again). GRUB was my boot loader. The pcmcia hack put two files in /boot/grub/ . One was named System.map" "The...

I'm about to take the LPI (Linux Professional Institute) Certification exam, and while taking a dummy (dumb) test, I come up across this question:

[quote user="seaturnip"] Okay, yeah, come to think of it, I was too quick to rant here and should cut Ubuntu a little slack. I've never known WiFi to be perfectly reliable anyway, and it's not like other desktop operating systems have a package manager at all. [/quote] Linux has come...

Him: and if it has security what must i do ? Him: what's different ? Me: depends on the distro That's the real WTF right there.

Lingerance: I like Pronouncing SQL as Ess Que Elle, mainly because there are no other letters in it's name. That makes me ponder an important question: how do you pronounce SCSI and strpbrk ? (Because I really pronounce them as S-C-S-I and strpbrk.) belgariontheking: I pretty much thing of it at "Line...

KenW: Windows requires better hardware and more RAM than Linux because it's designed to be used by more, less computer literate people than Linux is, plain and simple. Linux would be really great if everyone on the planet was comfortable working at the just-slightly-better-than-a-DOS-prompt-but-with...

I liked the first three the best. Genuinely funny, thanks for sharing.