[quote user="HypocriteWorld"]great programming languages outside Java[/quote]DOES NOT COMPUTE. STACK DUMP IMMINENT. PREPARE FOR DUMP

[quote user="upsidedowncreature"]Tried a Linux boot CD (like Knoppix)?[/quote]Last I checked, Knoppix couldn't manipulate n NTFS partition, though that was several years ago. The new Debian LiveCDs claim to be able to manipulate an NTFS partition, though I haven't tried one of them...

[quote user="morbiuswilters"]smoke healthier cigarettes[/quote]I've heard of (but never seen) studies showing that these "light" cigarettes don't actually do much to reduce the risk of cancer, etc. in smokers. The reason being that people who smoke lights take harder hits...

[quote user="campkev"]Unless they ask for it like your momma did last night.[/quote]What? A your momma joke? morbs, is that you?

[quote user="DeLos"]How come smokers are allowed to wander out of work for smoke breaks but I don't get 10 - 20 minute breaks every hour to stand around and gossip?[/quote]I got annoyed at smokers who got to take breaks when I didn't, so I keep a bloodletting machine right next to my...

[quote user="Jake Grey"]IRC and Instant Messenger continued to work[/quote]Then why aren't you in our IRC channel? irc://irc.slashnet.org/TDWTFMafia

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[quote user="Welbog"]You have a set of companies, and a subset of those companies are Ohio companies. If the Ohio constraint didn't exist, you'd obviously go after the cheapest subcomponents from each company. So start with that as a base solution. From that total, you can figure out...

[quote user="dhromed"] [quote user="Daid"]I don't do websites, so tell me, is there a better way?[/quote] <label for="foo" >Check your option:</label> <input type="checkbox" id="foo" /> [/quote]Hey thanks. learn something every day...

[quote user="Thief^"]Even better is their Windows drivers.Tell windows that you have an "APC Back-UPS" on an unconnected com port and it will repeatedly reboot shortly after booting until you either connect one or manage to tell it that actually you have an "APC Smart-UPS"...