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  • Re: Database without the database

    [quote user="gms8994"] Unfortunately, we actually have a table column that stores a CSV data :( [/quote] How about kinda-Java code embedded in XML which is then embedded into a column of a CSV? The kinda-Java code itself also contains XML.
    Posted to Forum by HypocriteWorld on 11-12-2008
  • Re: Faced with a future WTF Project

    [quote user="beau29"]You business programmers, with your profligate refusal to collect your garbage or lift a finger in the way of optimization, could learn a lot from the people who program these devices.[/quote] Except that the first priority of a business programmer is readability and maintainability...
    Posted to Forum by bjolling on 08-20-2008
  • Re: RSS WTF?

    [quote user="morbiuswilters"]Second, RSS isn't even a very good protocol for these kinds of things because it has so few attributes that can be use.[/quote] Unless, of course, the RSS content is actually just another XML document! Hmmm, I wonder if the aggregated RSS feed contained the...
    Posted to Forum by PhillS on 06-24-2008
  • Re: Download delivery methods

    Its actually good design principles to make applications extendable for future expansion… I mean, what if in 2090 you could have the option for data to be transferred directly into the brain? At that point it would simply require you to create a new class, implement the IDiliveryMethod interface, associate...
    Posted to Forum by NorseLaQuet on 06-19-2008
  • Re: the null check that follows is not redundant!

    [quote user="CDarklock"]A* A_A (A *this, /* other arguments */) { return this; } // FTFY [/quote] Okay, if Cfront did this, the snippet'd work. But why? You're not supposed to change this , anywhere, anytime. It makes no sense! After all, what would happen if the object wasn't allocated...
    Posted to Forum by Spectre on 03-26-2008
  • The simple job....

    Sometimes you get in interesting look into the life of other programmers quite unexpectantly. When browsing around you think you are looking at a fairly simple TV guide - but then suddenly you get an insight into the griefs that some poor souls is having: com.bea.portlet.adapter.scopedcontent.ActionLookupFailedException...
    Posted to Forum by sh0dan on 02-21-2008
  • Re: 10,000 Swamp Searches could run the Internet...

    [quote user="CodeSimian"]Let me get this straight. You are saying that you would use the Internet if it consisted of only 20 pages of several million lines each? And you think normal human beings would find it useful?[/quote]You'd have to admit having only 8 pages for the entire internet...
    Posted to Forum by Lingerance on 02-11-2008
  • Re: Non-ironic use of "enterprisey"

    [quote user="ActionMan"]Someone needs to send him a link to the wikipedia page for enterprise software...[/quote] No need. Enterprise software is just software which uses XML in every single conceivable place, right?
    Posted to Forum by PhillS on 02-04-2008
  • Why do by hand when you can use SQL? (Temporary Tables)

    When I saw this Side Bar Thread I knew I had to reply in a new post. In an old company I worked for, I found a nice pice of code... repeated on every part of the application. "The Coder", who obviously didn't knew about Sessions in Web Applications, faced the problem of a "conversational" dialog in the...
    Posted to Forum by cbr600f on 12-13-2007
  • ZoneAlarm® Firewall - A Review

    Not having a firewall currently (there, your free TRWTF) I decided to grab ZoneAlarm. It served me decently in the past, I guessed it could do no harm. I go to their website. I see the enterprisey flash on main page. Good sign. +0.5 WTF I click "Download and buy ". Yay. I click "Free 15 day trial". Suure...
    Posted to Forum by badpazzword on 10-23-2007
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