[quote user="AccessGuru"] Well, if you ever wanted to move to a database, at least orders.inc should be easy to parse and convert to SQL insert statements. The biggest problem with this is the memory usage and lack of concurrent reading/writing. I don't think it's horrible, if you think...

[quote user="morbiuswilters"] It's a site about technical blunders running very WTFy forum software. To not exploit it for amusement and profit would be wrong. [/quote] Agreed. Coincidentally, if you type a capital T in the tag field, it auto-completes TABLE_CAT . Release shift and you...