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  • Re: Aren't We Supposed To Be Smarter Than Microsoft?

    [quote user="GreyWolf"]Textprocessing the equal of Word?[/quote] Ahh yes, that great Office killer that we were all waiting for. I guess that finally came out huh? [quote user="GreyWolf"]All of the above simultaneous - can do.[/quote] So can my phone. I still wouldn't consider...
    Posted to Forum by Farmer Brown on 11-25-2008
  • Re: Thinking Impaired

    [quote]Amy, I've reset Heather's e-mail password and e-mailed it to her. Please have her e-mail me directly if she has any more problems. TwelveBaud[/quote][quote]Amy, I cannot give you Heather's password because that would be a security violation. I've e-mailed her her password again...
    Posted to Forum by TwelveBaud on 11-25-2008
  • Re: Who needs boolean columns? Or an int bitmask value?

    [quote user="Wolftaur"]Pfft, still not flexible enough. You forgot the secret-type="none" attribute. And you forgot the <privileges> from the account. That alone should be at least 20 more lines of XML.[/quote] Pfft, still not flexible enough. You forgot about extensibility...
    Posted to Forum by TwelveBaud on 11-03-2008
  • Re: So can't you VPN in from here?

    Just open a remote desktop connection to home, and then VPN to work. Duh!
    Posted to Forum by Spectre on 08-29-2008
  • Re: Korean PMP developers need to learn American jargon

    [quote user="Zecc"]The other thread was locked, so I'll answer here.[/quote] Ho-old on. A thread was locked, and there're no insults, wails, nor Godwin's law invocations yet? Jeez, what is this forum coming to?
    Posted to Forum by Spectre on 08-26-2008
  • Re: Enable/disable controls the stupid ways

    [quote user="Ryde"]The sad thing is that the project I'm working on has a far, far worse method.[/quote]No! Please don't tell us what it is! I want to wait until I see it myself! EDIT: That'll show me to post a response before I read the whole thread. Thanks Morbz
    Posted to Forum by belgariontheking on 08-16-2008
  • Re: An Upgrade to Microsoft...

    OMG a program crashed!!! They should all switch to Linux where this would never happen!!!!!11one
    Posted to Forum by Aaron on 07-15-2008
  • Re: Unique Paranoia

    [quote user="ligne"]parsing that wretched CSV format using split isn't generally a good idea, but since google themselves specify that the response won't contain any stray commas (only integers and latitude/longitude specifiers), that's not a problem. [/quote]You fool! You can't...
    Posted to Forum by bstorer on 07-08-2008
  • Re: Forum Guidelines Discussion

    I am way too lazy to edit that, but basically that's my opinion: [23:01] <DrJokepu> my problem with phil's list that the whole point of sarcasm that you don't tell it's sarcasm. it's like an iq-test. tagging sarcasm with </sarcasm> is plain faggotry i think [23:01] <mps>...
    Posted to Forum by DrJokepu on 06-18-2008
  • Re: C Code Creep

    [quote user="morbiuswilters"]Pssst.. "malloc(4)".. [/quote] Like PJH already pointed out, that's a stupid way to do it. An integer might not be 4 bytes long, especially if it's a long integer. You fail.
    Posted to Forum by Faxmachinen on 06-15-2008
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