Did I miss something? Did it suddenly get revealed MySQL was made by MS or something? This is the same kind of trolling I expect to see anytime I see [Insert MS product name here] in a thread's title. Here's a reminder for some of the people that are getting all twisted up about someone calling...

[quote user="AbbydonKrafts"]LOL! I still don't have kids because I can't afford them[/quote] I could sell you a few. CHEAP.

[quote user="KattMan"]I guess you just have a typical knee-jerk reaction to anything that rubs you the wrong way huh. [/quote] Nope. He apparently just had a moment of weakness and gave in and fed a troll.

We are like the bastard stepchild of the group. We just had to endure a 45-minute "all-hands" conference call that bragged about the combining of some of the other "divisions" into one unified division, as well as all the nice stuff they are going to do (like adding "fun"...

[quote user="Nether"]If not for (5), this would be representative of every tech support conversation ever.[/quote] It also applies to support in general if it's been outsourced. I needed to add a brand-new car to my State Farm insurance policy on the weekend so I could drive the car off...

[quote user="burntfuse"]so here's something for Aliens[/quote] You are the best. Thanks. I'll put it up today.

[quote user="belgariontheking"]Hey, I'm married. I'm allowed to bring my wife, right? [/quote] Is she a red head?

[quote user="lolwtf"][quote user="morbiuswilters"]I justify it morally because I will buy the album if I like it and delete the downloaded tracks if I don't.[/quote]Pot, meet kettle.[/quote] At least morbius is not in denial about anything here... You OTH have a lot of learning...

[quote user="DaveK"]Ah, here comes good ol' MPS - no conversation about assholes is complete until he's stuck his head in! [/quote] Right. Because this turned oh so awful. Woe is me. I have learned my lesson. Never give advice to someone. ...Nah.

[quote user="Vanders"]I'll stop now before this becomes a political rant. [/quote] ooops! Too late!