It's a hash table implemented as a big string which is parsed by regex to get the key/value pair... I wish I had thought of that; it would have won me the OMGWTF contest.

[quote user="halcyon1234"]Bessy still sits on her porch, rocking absently and cackling to herself[/quote] I foresee an indirect reference to cake. Oh what the heck, here is one: [quote user="Bessy"] Hello? Where are you? I know you're there. I can feel you here. What are you doing...

[quote user="Wolftaur"] At this point, I couldn't actually not laugh at the guy. Especially since he said Bitchie... [/quote] Me too, thanks. 8D [quote user="Wolftaur"]The company still has two machines in service that use One's Complement math.[/quote] Calculating IP checksums...

An actual WTF in my Sidebar?

Now this is a Real WTF. I haven't seen anything this good in the Sidebar for quite awhile. Thanks for sharing!

I, for one, think this belongs on the front page.

So back to the original post.. I'm totally nominating it for best-of-the-sidebar hour. I love this situation!

Oh yeah, and I forgot ...

Beautiful. I'm reminded of that dell commercial about "boot camp for PCs" saying that with most manufacturers, you have to know a lot about computers to buy a computer from them. At the end of the commercial, It shows a guy doing pushups outside in the mud while it's raining and he's...