[quote user="Dark Shikari"] A week or so ago, I heard a complaint coming from Loren on IRC. In particular, he was angry that you couldn't use #ifdef in #defines; he wanted to do #ifdef x64 {do 64-bit stuff} #else {do 32-bit stuff} in an assembly #define. Roughly a day later, I noticed a...

[quote user="jaywalker"] I have been adding a preferences dialog box to an application used by a customer. I deliver, they run their tests, and today I receive a number of problem tickets and change requests. Problem ticket #1: Description: I do such-and-such. I click the "Save preferences"...

[quote user="CowboyCoder"] [quote user="Lysis"] [quote user="CowboyCoder"] [quote user="Lysis"]fucken ass me! [/quote] There, fixed that for you. [/quote] I fixed your mom for you. [/quote] My mom would rip your nads off with one hand, your head off with the other...

This is the greatest thread ever.

[quote user="magetoo"][quote user="Lysis"] QQ l2monitor [/quote] Go back to 4chan school, and learn to write in complete sentences. [/quote] kk. Cuz writin' in complete sentences is important in this here forum.

Prime numbers are for sci fi movies since WTF CARRRRRRES if a number is prime. Get a life, Mathematicians.

[quote user="kaamoss"] Someone needs to tell scientoligist to RTFB (Read The Fucking Bible). I'm down to write a bot to spam the reward webserver, sourceforge project anyone? [/quote] Yeah because then they would realize that the "virgin" Mary was obviously latina and took it...

[quote user="MasterPlanSoftware"] [quote user="Lysis"]You forgot to mention the evil posters who know forum etiquette and quote the person to whom they are replying. It's so hard being in the right. [/quote] He also forgot to mention the children who get corrected about something...

[quote user="joemck"] This forum is really starting to drive me nuts. -The back button usually takes you back to where you were in the last page. Use it to return to the forum index here and you're back at the top. The only way to effectively browse is to open excessive tabs. -WYSIWYG editor...

Hey, that's not as bad as where I worked. We had a phantom dooker who kept laying a dump in the female bathroom. The fun part was when the HR lady kept sending company wide email letting us all know how disgusted at all of us bad bad employees she was.