[quote user="j6cubic"][quote user="bstorer"] [quote user="upsidedowncreature"] [quote user="bstorer"] He made the mistake of storing the address in Oracle, and he can't figure out how to get it out. [/quote] Easy. Install the JVM, the Oracle client, Oracle...

[quote user="Jonathan"]One byte of memory is 0,0009765625 kilobytes. There's nothing wrong with the precision used. The reason the total value doesn't match the sum is because the displayed values are rounded to the nearest millionth of a kilobyte.[/quote]Really? How enlightening!

[quote user="pbean"]I started to wonder why each and every thread got a 1-star rating and after some investigation I noticed 'fatdog' rates all of them with 1 star. :O Dubious.[/quote]I've known that for months. There was a time that he rated everything a 5 for about a week, but...

[quote user="HypocriteWorld"]great programming languages outside Java[/quote]DOES NOT COMPUTE. STACK DUMP IMMINENT. PREPARE FOR DUMP

[quote user="morbiuswilters"]smoke healthier cigarettes[/quote]I've heard of (but never seen) studies showing that these "light" cigarettes don't actually do much to reduce the risk of cancer, etc. in smokers. The reason being that people who smoke lights take harder hits...

[quote user="campkev"]Unless they ask for it like your momma did last night.[/quote]What? A your momma joke? morbs, is that you?

[quote user="DeLos"]How come smokers are allowed to wander out of work for smoke breaks but I don't get 10 - 20 minute breaks every hour to stand around and gossip?[/quote]I got annoyed at smokers who got to take breaks when I didn't, so I keep a bloodletting machine right next to my...

[quote user="Jake Grey"]IRC and Instant Messenger continued to work[/quote]Then why aren't you in our IRC channel? irc://irc.slashnet.org/TDWTFMafia

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[quote user="Welbog"]You have a set of companies, and a subset of those companies are Ohio companies. If the Ohio constraint didn't exist, you'd obviously go after the cheapest subcomponents from each company. So start with that as a base solution. From that total, you can figure out...