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  • Re: try-catch style

    [quote user="mjparme"] [quote user="bstorer"][quote user="mjparme"]Personally I go with "single exit point" and only have a return statement at the end of the method.[/quote]Lemme guess, your functions often end like this: } } } } } } return; } [/quote] Umm, no...
    Posted to Forum by Spectre on 08-27-2008
  • Re: How to rewind a video clip

    [quote user="cheesemonkey"]Or you could use a camcorder, video your screen going forward, then rewind the camcorder tape. [/quote] Why Rewind at all? Just film in reverse. Random is the Key. I never shoot something I don't want. "Video Experts" want you To Believe that that this...
    Posted to Forum by durendal.mk3 on 08-18-2008
  • Re: Peak download hours

    A couple of points here: there is no indication that they are referring to their own network being jammed, but instead may be referring to local traffic for the client. In that case the message makes reasonable sense. Second, there is a European server provided. So even if the message is referring to...
    Posted to Forum by morbiuswilters on 07-07-2008
  • Re: The Biggest WTF

    [quote user="jasmine2501"]blah blah[/quote] Finally! My first time succeeding in trolling!
    Posted to Forum by derula on 06-05-2008
  • Re: Bots We got Bots

    [quote user="MarcB"]But Swampy'd make Eliza have a nervous breakdown.[/quote] Yeah. Well. That would still be fun to watch. Swampy should start a. ElizaServer TakeDown. Chatting with every ELiZa he can find and Jam It! BoonDoggle. That would finally be proof. SSDS doesn't only make...
    Posted to Forum by derula on 05-10-2008
  • Re: COM error

    [quote user="bstorer"]Windows XP[/quote] What language/platform?
    Posted to Forum by MasterPlanSoftware on 05-08-2008
  • Re: SSDS

    I read through all the info on the site and finally figured out what this Sql Server Data Services system is... Apparently, you copy everything out of your database into a single flat file, then use a simple VB app to search it. Brillant!
    Posted to Forum by GettinSadda on 05-08-2008
  • Re: Lame PHP Screen Scraping

    [quote user="MasterPlanSoftware"]SwampLing, MPS ATTACK!!! [/quote] SwampLoser got owned?
    Posted to Forum by Otterdam on 05-01-2008
  • Re: Lame PHP Screen Scraping

    You ruined the joke, idiot!
    Posted to Forum by Otterdam on 05-01-2008
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