[quote user="DaveK"]It's just a rumour started by the IEEE to try and cover up the gummint's contacts with ALIENS!!!1!!! [/quote] And all devoted readers of this forum should be aware that aliens ARE floating points...

[quote user="morbiuswilters"]Citing a Creationist Website: -100 milliDarwins[/quote] And I was already subzero for having a darwinfilm.com sticker on my car AND having an alienintrusion.com one. It's kinda funny to imagine that belief that Jesus is God is based on an error which was accidentally...

[quote user="samanddeanus"]it could be that Jesus never claimed that and the gospel writers put that in the Bible for some reason to support their own beliefs.[/quote] You mean the guys who were martyred rather than announce their beliefs? If Jesus never claimed such a thing, no one would have...

[quote user="beermouse"]The Hairy Ball Theorem states that there is no continuous, nowhere zero, tangent vector field on spheres of even dimension.[/quote] Hang on, that suddenly rings a bell. I DID read about that many years ago, but I didn't remember the name. That's the one which...

[quote user="morbiuswilters"]If Jesus consorted with ladies of ill-repute ,[/quote] And tax collectors. Don't forget the tax collectors.

[quote user="bstorer"]Various absurd-sounding math stuff is real[/quote] *checks ED is not being messed with* I should have done that before posting. My bad. My point about the Bohr pun still stands - it collapses the illusion of seriousness. I think it would actually be funnier without it...

[quote user="morbiuswilters"]Right, but quantum computers are both Turing-complete and Turing-incomplete at the same time, because their qubits occupy both the S and the P orbitals simultaneously. Unfortunately, a quantum computer cannot be Turing-complete, Goedel-complete and NP-complete at...

[quote user="stewieatb"]Jesus was probably a genuinely wise person, who had some good things to say. Just not the son of god. [/quote] Because claiming to be the son of God and getting cruicified is such a genuinely wise plan :o

[quote user="halcyon1234"]I'll leave the results up to your imagination. [/quote] No, you will post them here.

[quote user="KattMan"]Yeah, if you are going to do sound effects at least put them in something like *pop* so we know what it is.[/quote] Snap Crackle Pop![quote user="KattMan"]It gets real anoy%*@(*&#...<NO CARRIER>[/quote]TRWFT is that this is detected as an email address...