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  • Re: Press immediately Ctrl+C if you don't want to render system unusable

    [quote user="alegr"]Linux: Perpetual Beta[/quote] LOOKIE ME I IZ CLIVR!!! Does "testing" mean nothing to you? (answer: it means you are ASKING FOR betas). Seriously, grow up or GTFO! MPS, please commence beating.
    Posted to Forum by CapitalT on 05-20-2008
  • Re: It's the 29th February. Time for a poll: Whose software just broke?

    I know somebody whose software broke today. Some variables have not been evaluated to protect the children. [quote user="Kederaji's Email"]$city, $state. (February 29, 2008) – A precautionary boil water notice is in effect for all water users in the city of $city. The boil water advisory...
    Posted to Forum by Kederaji on 02-29-2008
  • Re: Tag cloud

    Wow! I've never noticed that before. How do you think it got that way?
    Posted to Forum by bstorer on 02-15-2008
  • Re: Upgrading to java 1.1.6 - another forums wtf

    [quote user="dlikhten"] [quote user="MasterPlanSoftware"] [quote user="dlikhten"]<brilliant>I can see in my code me storing a double and wonder why the persission changed when I do .toString which somehow does not know how to read my mind as to what exactly is... ...
    Posted to Forum by MasterPlanSoftware on 02-05-2008
  • Re: Upgrading to java 1.1.6 - another forums wtf

    [quote user="dlikhten"]<brilliant>I can see in my code me storing a double and wonder why the persission changed when I do .toString which somehow does not know how to read my mind as to what exactly is... *breath*... stored in the double value!</brilliant>[/quote] Precision? Brilliant...
    Posted to Forum by MasterPlanSoftware on 02-05-2008
  • Re: Speaking of unstable databases....

    [quote user="superjer"] I agree with the vast majority of what MasterPlanSoftware has to say about threads. They are not good in every situation, they do add overhead, their most important use is for dealing with blocking I/O, and threads by themselves do not add any speed to anything. All...
    Posted to Forum by MasterPlanSoftware on 02-05-2008
  • Re: Speaking of unstable databases....

    [quote user="Obfuscator"]I rather have a load balancer figuring out the optimal usage of cpu:s than try to do it myself in code. [/quote] Me too. [quote user="Obfuscator"] [quote user="MasterPlanSoftware"]That is a form of load balancing. If it was truly executing the two...
    Posted to Forum by MasterPlanSoftware on 02-05-2008
  • Re: SSDS is fast I didn't say I was

    [quote user="wooter"] [quote user="SpectateSwamp"] [quote user="wooter"]Hah! I thought what you did was slow and had unnecessary steps and key combinations.[/quote] That was one of my famous First takes. I did get going pretty good near the end though.[/quote] See me write...
    Posted to Forum by MasterPlanSoftware on 02-05-2008
  • Re: Screen Re-Shoots just work

    [quote user="SpectateSwamp"]Admit it. Screen Re-Shoots just work. The purists will yap and yap about resolution, pixelation, artifacts and moire but the fact is getting in close to the screen, makes the resultant uploaded video readable. Thats the bottom line. Re-Shoots do the job[/quote] Haha...
    Posted to Forum by MasterPlanSoftware on 02-05-2008
  • Re: SSDS is way Fast

    [quote user="SpectateSwamp"] [quote user="spenk"]How on earth did you get a screen capture program to look so blurred? By the way VB5 isn't portable to any non-windows os and it isn't seeming particularly fast at doing day to day tasks either. [/quote]Obviously I was going...
    Posted to Forum by MasterPlanSoftware on 02-05-2008
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