[quote user="Otterdam"] [quote user="dlikhten"]Here are the reasons why MySQL sucks monkey-balls: [/quote] Oh no! MySQL crashed and his 'reasons_why_this_sucks' table was corrupted! [/quote] Damnit I looked at the list and I left some out... here are the rest of them:

[quote user="MasterPlanSoftware"] See, this is where we need to learn from Wikipedia: [quote user="Cap'n Steve"]I thought it was generally accepted that Postgres was more desirable.[/quote] CITATION NEEDED. [/quote] Here are the reasons why MySQL sucks monkey-balls: