[quote user="RayS"]"A TROJAN VIRUS IS INSTALLING CHILD PORN ONTO YOUR PC AND THEN CALLING THE POLICE! GO TO START>SHUTDOWN>RESTART TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM 15 YEARS OF SHARING A CELL WITH BIG BUBBA!"[/quote] After reading all of the suggestions, I think this is the best one. It...

I found some of your rocks, Spectate .

[quote user="bstorer"]You didn't even include the best part of the date code: ..snip.. Hooray for comments that don't match the code![/quote] Oh yeah. I guess I glazed over that one. [quote user="bstorer"]Doesn't MSHTML 6.00.XXX mean that it was saved in IE6? I'd say...

[quote user="bstorer"]Think they want to import images/CFCU_navigationbar6.css? [/quote] Additional gems: [quote user="Page Source"] .style212 {font-size: 12px} .style214 {font-size: 14px} .style215 {font-size: 16px} .style219 {font-size: 2px} .style221 {font-size: 11px} .style222...

[quote user="viraptor"]That's what installers are for - because users WILL NOT EVEN TRY TO UNDERSTAND AND FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS. If you want to publish some software AND make people happy, you should really make one.[/quote] That right there is the problem, Laz. As soon as you said "zip...

[quote user="upsidedowncreature"]I think it all started when the Huguenots brought over a load of extra "u"'s so we had to start stuffing them into favourite, colour etc. We'd be tripping over the damn things otherwise.[/quote] Best reasoning EVER!

[quote user="MasterPlanSoftware"]An eyepatch AND a monocle. You would be like a cross between Hook and Mr. Peanut. Throw in a cane for the helluvit.[/quote] The cane is mandatory when wearing a monocle. Just wouldn't be right without it. I wonder what a typical employer would think if someone...

[quote user="spacecadet"]The best description I have ever heard of Columbia: "By robots, for robots."[/quote] Awesome! Now I'm getting the visual of an invasion of NS-5's running the place.

[quote user="MasterPlanSoftware"]I am calling the psychologist. I think you have spent too much time reading Lysis and Dlikhten posts, and have started typing in fucktardese.[/quote] Filed away in EverNote for prosperity.

[quote user="morbiuswilters"] [quote user="Lysis"]Ted, I think I love you. [/quote] I will skullfuck both of you. Get off my Internet. [/quote] That really made me go: O_o What is with the troll infestation anyways? Absolutely no good comes of it. Ocassional flame-baiting can be amusing...