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SQL, MOTHERF***ER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Last post 07-12-2008 1:36 PM by ammoQ. 8 replies.
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  • 07-11-2008 8:14 PM

    • emurphy
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    SQL, MOTHERF***ER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

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     "php_mysql_beginer911" posts a how-to question to comp.databases.ms-sqlserver (newsgroup for Microsoft SQL Server).  This is pointed out in the first response.  Three responses later, php_mysql_beginer911 responds:

     
    > i tried running that query in foxpro 6.0 but it givers error
    > " unrecognized command verb "
     

     

  • 07-11-2008 8:35 PM In reply to

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    I don't really care about your message, but I'm writing "SQL, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?" onto my "Quote Board" at work. 

  • 07-11-2008 10:00 PM In reply to

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  • 07-11-2008 10:49 PM In reply to

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    Not to be racist or anything, but notice that the person:  

    A) Has an Indian-sounding name as his email address (deepakgc@xxxxxxxxxx)

    B) Asks for help on something without bothering to check where he's posting it to (probably the first hit for a Google search using something like "sql help messageboard"); a clear case of "plz send teh codez" as has been shown in the past.

    I think this is another case of plz send me teh codez

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  • 07-11-2008 10:56 PM In reply to

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    ObiWayneKenobi:

    Not to be racist or anything, but notice that the person:  

    A) Has an Indian-sounding name as his email address (deepakgc@xxxxxxxxxx)

    B) Asks for help on something without bothering to check where he's posting it to (probably the first hit for a Google search using something like "sql help messageboard"); a clear case of "plz send teh codez" as has been shown in the past.

    I think this is another case of plz send me teh codez

     

    How does the 'Indian sounding name' have anything to do with this then?

    You think only Indian people do the 'plz send me teh codez' bit?

    You say 'Not to be racist', but I see no other point to your post.

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  • 07-11-2008 10:59 PM In reply to

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    Nice to see you again, MPS.  And here I thought you had forgotten about me.

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  • 07-11-2008 11:10 PM In reply to

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    ObiWayneKenobi:

    Nice to see you again, MPS.  And here I thought you had forgotten about me.

     

    How could I miss a blatant racist comment like this?

    Did you think noone would call you out on this?

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  • 07-12-2008 9:09 AM In reply to

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    MasterPlanSoftware:

    You say 'Not to be racist', but I see no other point to your post.

    Seconded.

    As for the original post, I think you can relatively savely stop reading after a word like "givers". This basically says it all already.

  • 07-12-2008 1:36 PM In reply to

    • ammoQ
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