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IE BSOD
Last post 06-28-2008 2:05 PM by tster. 19 replies.
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belgariontheking
  - Joined on 08-20-2007
- Cincinnati, OH, USA
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I hope you're not serious. Did you press CTRL-ALT-DEL to restart your computer or did you press (the) any key to continue?
I guess I'm back.
Please continue to spam the addresses below.
PLEASE SPAM:
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jtobin@ohiobusinesscollege.edu
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AccessGuru
  - Joined on 02-10-2008
- Posts 55
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I made one of those in 1999. It was fun for a while.
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El_Heffe
 - Joined on 11-08-2007
- Posts 113
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Several months ago, I turned my computer on and it would not boot. Instead, I was greeted with this message: NTLDR is missing. Press Ctrl Alt Del to restart It turned out that somehow a setting in the BIOS had changed and my computer was trying to boot from my second hard drive, which of course, is not bootable. But TRWTF is the error message. If my computer cannot boot because ntldr is missing, what is the point of rebooting the computer?
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samanddeanus
  - Joined on 04-01-2008
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 El_Heffe:
But TRWTF is the error message. If my computer cannot boot because ntldr is missing, what is the point of rebooting the computer?
Clearly, Microsoft wants you to reboot the computer with a Linux CD in the CD drive and switch to Linux. No wait, why would Microsoft want that? That would be stupid.
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Renan "C#" Sousa
  - Joined on 08-10-2007
- Fortaleza, Brazil
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El_Heffe: Several months ago, I turned my computer on and it would not boot. Instead, I was greeted with this message:
NTLDR is missing.
Press Ctrl Alt Del to restart
It turned out that somehow a setting in the BIOS had changed and my computer was trying to boot from my second hard drive, which of course, is not bootable.
But TRWTF is the error message. If my computer cannot boot because ntldr is missing, what is the point of rebooting the computer?
So that you may try booting from another drive, or for drives with removable media like floppy discs and CD's, you could change the disc.
snoofle
That hideousness is what keeps you and I employed!
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tster
 - Joined on 04-11-2006
- Natick, MA
- Posts 1,257
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aquanight: Renan "C#" Sousa: So that you may try booting from another drive, or for drives with removable media like floppy discs and CD's, you could change the disc.
Yeah, whatever happened to...
Non-system disk or disk error
Replace and strike any key when ready.
Mine says "Missing Operating System"
The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup. The dove fly. Fly is in sky. The dove drop something. The something on the pig. The pig disgusting... see bio for the earth shattering ending.
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danixdefcon5
  - Joined on 01-09-2007
- Mexico City, DF, Mexico
- Posts 477
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El_Heffe:
Several months ago, I turned my computer on and it would not boot. Instead, I was greeted with this message:
NTLDR is missing.
Press Ctrl Alt Del to restart
It turned out that somehow a setting in the BIOS had changed and my computer was trying to boot from my second hard drive, which of course, is not bootable.
But TRWTF is the error message. If my computer cannot boot because ntldr is missing, what is the point of rebooting the computer?
Ever tried to boot up good ole DOS without COMMAND.COM in the \ directory? It would give some interesting results like telling you that there was no COMMAND.COM available. However, it did let you "find" a working copy of command.com in your floppy disk/harddrive with a minimalistic prompt. At least that made sense...
Anyway, I'd love to use one of those "message on boot" programs:
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
In Soviet Russia
Superblock overwrites you!
Missing Operating System.
Press the ANY key to continue!!!
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cdietrich
 - Joined on 12-19-2007
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Anyway, I'd love to use one of those "message on boot" programs:
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
In Soviet Russia
Superblock overwrites you!
Missing Operating System.
Press the ANY key to continue!!!
LOL. I have no idea what the USSR and superblocks have in common, but that somehow made it more funny! Da!
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Meep3d
- Joined on 06-27-2008
- Posts 9
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I've seen BSOD's like that before (usually comedy ones) used to block IE6 (and quite rightly too!) Maybe its a IE7 block message?
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Quietust
 - Joined on 06-15-2007
- Posts 69
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aquanight: Renan "C#" Sousa: So that you may try booting from another drive, or for drives with removable media like floppy discs and CD's, you could change the disc.
Yeah, whatever happened to...
Non-system disk or disk error
Replace and strike any key when ready.
Pfft, young'uns.
NO ROM BASIC
SYSTEM HALTED
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danixdefcon5
- Joined on 01-09-2007
- Mexico City, DF, Mexico
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Quietust:
Pfft, young'uns. NO ROM BASIC
SYSTEM HALTED
Oh my god. I haven't seen that since 1993. I can't remember what exactly caused it, either; I do remember that only the IBM PC's had ROM BASIC. Which looked a lot like GW-BASIC, only uglier.
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DaveK
- Joined on 02-22-2006
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FraGag: It looks like a fake to me.
No shit, sherlock? You really don't need to go looking for tiny clues, the whole idea of
getting a BSoD in a window and screen-snapping it is completely
nosensical. No windows or title bars or anything in text-mode,
remember? I
think I've seen this one before, it was a website that just looks like
a BSoD. Uses script and stuff to disable menus, address bar, but
it's just text in a browser window. Couldn't find it again just
now, though. You could probably do it 'for real' (-ish) by tampering with the 404 error page in the IE resources file. Also, if you google the segment:offset address, you'll see that this appears to be a common fake BSoD: Google Search for 0028:c00068f8 in vxd vmm(01) + 000059f8
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Spectre
 - Joined on 05-09-2007
- Posts 444
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Plz send teh codes.
P.S. I tried not to break CS. Honest.
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Veinor
- Joined on 01-31-2007
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danixdefcon5: El_Heffe:
Several months ago, I turned my computer on and it would not boot. Instead, I was greeted with this message:
NTLDR is missing.
Press Ctrl Alt Del to restart
It turned out that somehow a setting in the BIOS had changed and my computer was trying to boot from my second hard drive, which of course, is not bootable.
But TRWTF is the error message. If my computer cannot boot because ntldr is missing, what is the point of rebooting the computer?
Ever tried to boot up good ole DOS without COMMAND.COM in the \ directory? It would give some interesting results like telling you that there was no COMMAND.COM available. However, it did let you "find" a working copy of command.com in your floppy disk/harddrive with a minimalistic prompt. At least that made sense...
Anyway, I'd love to use one of those "message on boot" programs:
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
In Soviet Russia
Superblock overwrites you!
Missing Operating System.
Press the ANY key to continue!!!
Burma Shave.
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tster
- Joined on 04-11-2006
- Natick, MA
- Posts 1,257
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cdietrich: LOL. I have no idea what the USSR and superblocks have in common, but that somehow made it more funny! Da!
could be a refernce to the cold war "blocks" that controlled spheres of influence.
The pig go. Go is to the fountain. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup. The dove fly. Fly is in sky. The dove drop something. The something on the pig. The pig disgusting... see bio for the earth shattering ending.
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