SpectateSwamp:

SSDS is just that important.

 

Thread locked as part of the conspiracy to hold SSDS back from the rest of the world.

SpectateSwamp:

Just as I thought. A dead end site with a bunch of Bots to distract me. SSDS is just that important. They want to keep it quiet. 2100 replies here and 2511 on the other post. This is not human.

You should probably submit us for the Loebner prize, you'd make quite a bit of money...

rc_pinchey:

you'd make quite a bit of money...

 

Nope. Thread locked. 

yeah right

pitchingchris:

yeah right

 

You said it!

MasterPlanSoftware:

Nope. Thread locked.

 

Hm. Don't think so... Maybe the thread is cursed?

MasterPlanSoftware:

Nope. Thread locked.

SpectateSwamp: Clearly MPS is trying to stop you from reaching the masses by constantly locking your thread - this provides you with a great opportunity to curse him.

SpectateSwamp:

Anyway this latest video is of a bright and shiny that goes behind a cloud. My cloud guy from another forum will check it out more closely. CloudySwamp.

So, I go away for a few weeks, and I get replaced... I wonder if I should be insulted? 

WeatherGod:

SpectateSwamp:

Anyway this latest video is of a bright and shiny that goes behind a cloud. My cloud guy from another forum will check it out more closely. CloudySwamp.

So, I go away for a few weeks, and I get replaced... I wonder if I should be insulted? 

Probably not. His cloud guy is actually just himself in the mirror.

So you think we're all bots?  How do you explain bots which can actually carry on intelligent conversations and even put together a website?  Out of all of us, you're the most likely to be a neural network based on the way you talk babble incoherently. 

 

EDIT: Nevermind, I forgot to read the last page before posting...stupid me. 

SpectateSwamp:

Just as I thought. A dead end site with a bunch of Bots to distract me. SSDS is just that important.

 

No, we're not bots. We're just regular intelligent people who have systematically and utterly destroyed every single "point" you've tried to make. You have never once said something, done something, or even seen something, that hasn't been proven to be crap.

Of course, since this contradicts your world view, you take refuge in writing us off as bots, and thereby continue your self-delusions.

So by all means, please, write us off. Go back to your bongs, your bad videos, your bad images, and your "alien" digital artifacts, and enjoy your pathetic little corner of existence. We'll be sure to send the alien overlords over to give you a thorough probing once they're done disguising themselves as airplanes, insects, and leaves. 

Let swampy speak for himself... 

SpectateSwamp:

dead end

SSDS is just that important

 

SpectateSwamp:

Just as I thought. A dead end site with a bunch of Bots to distract me. SSDS is just that important. They want to keep it quiet. 2100 replies here and 2511 on the other post. This is not human.

ASSIMILATE! 

SpectateSwamp:

Just as I thought. A dead end site with a bunch of Bots to distract me. SSDS is just that important. They want to keep it quiet.

 

Who is this "they" of which you speak?

 

By the way, would it actually be POSSIBLE to write a bot to argue with him? If I were a bot and I had to refute Swampy, I'd sudo cat /dev/null > /dev/hda (or whatever the equiv command is). 

elgate:

If I were a bot and I had to refute Swampy, I'd sudo cat /dev/null > /dev/hda (or whatever the equiv command is).

I don't think a bot can do that, it is limited to speech I believe. I could imagine a dialog between Swampy and a bot looked quite similar to a dialog between two bots.

"Hello."
"Hi. How are you?"
"Hello. I am fine, and so is the WhiteCrow in my BackYard."
"Hello! Nice to meet you. Is it fun to be fine, and so is the WhiteCrow in my BackYard.?"
"Hi. :). I don't know if it is fun to be fine, and so is the WhiteCrow in my BackYard.?."

I'ld love to see Eliza fix SpectateSwamps psychosis.

# The Brillant Paula Bean
# Author::    derula
# Copyright:: Copyright (c) 2005-2008 Paula Bean
# License::   Originally distributed under a
#             proprietary license by Paula Bean.
#             Ruby port by derula published
#             under the same terms as Ruby's.

# This module provides a method to return the
# brillance of Paula Bean. This can be achieved
# by calling the module method get_paula.
module Paula_Bean

  # This constant stores the essence of Paula
  # Bean's brillance. This is a private
  # constant, so you MAY NOT use
  # Paula_Bean::PAULA to access it! Please use
  # the get_paula method instead.
  PAULA = "Brillant"

  # Returns Paula Bean's brillance.
  def self.get_paula
    return PAULA
  end
end

derula:

  I'ld love to see Eliza fix SpectateSwamps psychosis.

But Swampy'd make Eliza have a nervous breakdown. Remember, he doesn't type words. He uses his custom 0-bit character + search 'n replace for everything:

Eliza: Hello, how are you?
Swampy: jjjjjjjjjjj
Eliza: Hello, jjjjjjjjjjj. Isn't it a nice day today?
Swampy: jjjj
Eliza: Why do you say that?
Swampy: jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
Eliza: Tell me more!
Swampy: j
Eliza: [core dump]

MarcB:

But Swampy'd make Eliza have a nervous breakdown.

Yeah. Well. That would still be fun to watch. Swampy should start a. ElizaServer TakeDown. Chatting with every ELiZa he can find and Jam It! BoonDoggle. That would finally be proof. SSDS doesn't only make. As we already know. Windows and any client software obsolete. It even works on SerVers. Like as ChatBot SerVers. Gee-haw!*

* (yeah, I know it has officially changed to jee-haw, but as I'm a little conservative and want to honor the stupidities that have been performed by the FAZ, I'll stick to the old-fashioned orthography.)

# The Brillant Paula Bean
# Author::    derula
# Copyright:: Copyright (c) 2005-2008 Paula Bean
# License::   Originally distributed under a
#             proprietary license by Paula Bean.
#             Ruby port by derula published
#             under the same terms as Ruby's.

# This module provides a method to return the
# brillance of Paula Bean. This can be achieved
# by calling the module method get_paula.
module Paula_Bean

  # This constant stores the essence of Paula
  # Bean's brillance. This is a private
  # constant, so you MAY NOT use
  # Paula_Bean::PAULA to access it! Please use
  # the get_paula method instead.
  PAULA = "Brillant"

  # Returns Paula Bean's brillance.
  def self.get_paula
    return PAULA
  end
end

(In reply to the post that is above this one only if you're using flat list sorted ascending) That made me laugh for five minutes straight. Much more the^*n a Genuine Spectate Swamp Post.
^{*Intentional.}

I think Eliza shows considerably more intelligence than Mr Swamp.

elgate:

I think Eliza shows considerably more intelligence than Mr Swamp.

 

Yeah, at least the sentences are more coherent.

HannahRochelle:

elgate:

I think Eliza shows considerably more intelligence than Mr Swamp.

Yeah, at least the sentences are more coherent.

 

I couldn't confuse Eliza.  

You: Am I turning you on?
Eliza: Would you want to be turning i on?

You: What are you doing tonight?
Eliza: Does that question interest you?

So I moved on to more interesting bots.

Human: Jam it!
ALICE:"it" being Geehaw boondoggle?
Human: Data processing data data processing.
ALICE: Commander Data is a real inspiration.
Human: Get the SSDS and Jam It!
ALICE: Where can I get the SSDS and Jam It?
Human: Funny coinci-dance.
ALICE: I am so glad you find this amusing, Elgate. 

Human: Will you marry me?
ALICE: Why don't you just download me?
Human: So are you saying I can have the milk for free?
ALICE: It's all good. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? 

 So far, a coherent response to everything I've said. Bots 4, Swamp 0.

elgate:

I couldn't confuse Eliza.

[Simulated SwampBot dialog]

Great! Ooh ooh ooh, can't wait to see a real SwampBot-log! Where is Mr. Swamp, by the way?

# The Brillant Paula Bean
# Author::    derula
# Copyright:: Copyright (c) 2005-2008 Paula Bean
# License::   Originally distributed under a
#             proprietary license by Paula Bean.
#             Ruby port by derula published
#             under the same terms as Ruby's.

# This module provides a method to return the
# brillance of Paula Bean. This can be achieved
# by calling the module method get_paula.
module Paula_Bean

  # This constant stores the essence of Paula
  # Bean's brillance. This is a private
  # constant, so you MAY NOT use
  # Paula_Bean::PAULA to access it! Please use
  # the get_paula method instead.
  PAULA = "Brillant"

  # Returns Paula Bean's brillance.
  def self.get_paula
    return PAULA
  end
end

 tl;dnr

whats this thread about? 

jimo_hh:

whats this thread about? 

I think you got lost at that last turn. Just go back the way you came, but instead of turning left this time, turn right. Of course, if you're still going in the opposite direction, you'd want to turn left as the directions would be reversed. And, if you haven't gotten back on the main road