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Last post 02-22-2008 9:26 AM by KenW. 60 replies.
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  • 02-19-2008 1:19 PM

    So I reinstalled Vista and...

    So I reinstalled Vista the other day after about a year to get rid of some bloatware and the remains of a few uninstalls. (I know, VISTA R SLOW LOLOL but it did start up in about 20 seconds when I first bought this box in March 2007)

    Despite all the doom and gloom spewed about Vista on the internets, the reinstall actually went very well: everything worked out of the box, I had internet without doing anything, and even the only driver that didn't come with the DVD (video card) was automatically installed by Windows Update along with about 48 other updates. I even succeeded in installing Firefox while Windows was patching, then installing Photoshop while Office was installing, all without a reboot of course. The only things Vista didn't do for me was increase my screen resolution, turn on Aero and change the function of the damnable shutdown button in the start menu from 'enter sleep mode and hang due to Nvidia's bugged drivers' to 'shut down'. Woot... until my first reboot:

    ...the computer now boots up slower than before. The progress bar disappears much earlier, but then there is a very long silence on a black screen before the little glowing Windows logo, which used to appear almost instantly after the progress bar before I reinstalled. Total startup time, not counting BIOS: 40 seconds, up from 30 seconds.

    Huh? A polluted Vista install is faster than a newly installed one? Well, now I get why people complain that Vista boots too slowly, but what the hell...?

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  • 02-19-2008 1:34 PM In reply to

    • clively
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    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    It's called SuperFetch. Because you did a reinstall, Vista is going to have to re-"learn" what to preload and what to ignore. Also you might look at: http://blogs.zdnet.com/Bott/?p=246
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  • 02-19-2008 2:08 PM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    clively:
    It's called SuperFetch. Because you did a reinstall, Vista is going to have to re-"learn" what to preload and what to ignore. Also you might look at: http://blogs.zdnet.com/Bott/?p=246
     

    Agreed, I also question how many times the OP has rebooted since the reinstall, since the first few times will be slow anyway due to various components finishing their installs, as well as all those updates.

  • 02-19-2008 4:23 PM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    Brother Laz:

    So I reinstalled Vista the other day after about a year ...

    Woah. TRWTF is that Vista has been out for a year, and I've used it exactly twice.

    1. In Staples, I hit Windows-Tab just to see the WTF that is Flip 3D
    2. At work I spent about 15 minutes on it just for a quick and dirty test for a piece of software
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  • 02-19-2008 5:32 PM In reply to

    • dlikhten
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    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

     

    djork:
    Brother Laz:

    So I reinstalled Vista the other day after about a year ...

    Woah. TRWTF is that Vista has been out for a year, and I've used it exactly twice.

    1. In Staples, I hit Windows-Tab just to see the WTF that is Flip 3D
    2. At work I spent about 15 minutes on it just for a quick and dirty test for a piece of software

    Daim, D, you beat me by 1 time! Im waiting till Vista is 2-3 yrs old and has a ram requirement of 512 ram to work great. Once that happens its vista all de way!

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  • 02-19-2008 6:55 PM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    dlikhten:

    Daim, D, you beat me by 1 time! Im waiting till Vista is 2-3 yrs old and has a ram requirement of 512 ram to work great. Once that happens its vista all de way!

     

    Do you just randomly hit the keyboard? Or was that supposed to be english?

  • 02-19-2008 7:02 PM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    dlikhten:
    Daim, D, you beat me by 1 time! Im waiting till Vista is 2-3 yrs old and has a ram requirement of 512 ram to work great. Once that happens its vista all de way!
    We had a 35 hour course on Vista at school, I found it to be a really pretty version of XP, until I turned off the theming service, at which point I noticed they updated the start menu to something slightly more interesting and more keyboard friendly, and added UAC (which I like because it is a good idea and behaves alot like gksudo). I might try it on my laptop (which has 512MB of RAM) just to see how it deals with it (our school comps had 2GB).
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  • 02-19-2008 7:03 PM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    Lingerance:
    I might try it on my laptop (which has 512MB of RAM) just to see how it deals with it (our school comps had 2GB).
     

    If you turn off Aero (should be off by default on 512mb) it should be reasonable.

  • 02-19-2008 7:04 PM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    Brother Laz:
    So I reinstalled Vista the other day after about a year to get rid of some bloatware and the remains of a few uninstalls.
     

    It's been said before, but it bears repeating: The Real WTF is that some bloatware and uninstalls would necessitate the reinstallation of the operating system after a year.

  • 02-19-2008 9:04 PM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    it most likely didn't "necessitate" a reinstallation of the OS, it's just that the OP either couldn't be bothered cleaning the system themselves or just thought it was quicker and cleaner to fresh install.

  • 02-19-2008 10:23 PM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    Tann San:
    it most likely didn't "necessitate" a reinstallation of the OS, it's just that the OP either couldn't be bothered cleaning the system themselves or just thought it was quicker and cleaner to fresh install.
     

    I understand that.  The point still remains: it shouldn't be simpler to reinstall an OS than to clean it. 

  • 02-19-2008 10:32 PM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    MasterPlanSoftware:
    If you turn off Aero (should be off by default on 512mb) it should be reasonable.
    My brother ran without Aero but with 512MB of RAM and themes turned on and found it slow, so I was wondering if turning off themes would make it seem not slow. I didn't use his computer other than when I needed to maintain it (twice).
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  • 02-19-2008 10:53 PM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    Lingerance:
    MasterPlanSoftware:
    If you turn off Aero (should be off by default on 512mb) it should be reasonable.
    My brother ran without Aero but with 512MB of RAM and themes turned on and found it slow, so I was wondering if turning off themes would make it seem not slow. I didn't use his computer other than when I needed to maintain it (twice).
     

    It will definitely be slower than XP on the same hardware, but that should be expected.

  • 02-19-2008 10:55 PM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    dlikhten:

    and has a ram requirement of 512 ram to work great. Once that happens its vista all de way!

    is that MB or GB?

  • 02-19-2008 10:57 PM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    DaEagle:

    dlikhten:

    and has a ram requirement of 512 ram to work great. Once that happens its vista all de way!

    is that MB or GB?

     

    Like I said, it looks like a monkey walked across the keys...

  • 02-19-2008 11:12 PM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    MasterPlanSoftware:

    Like I said, it looks like a monkey walked across the keys...

    Is that a helper monkey? Where can I get one from? Can it write VB.net cos most people around here can't!

  • 02-20-2008 12:53 AM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    Well that really depends on how messed up the system is. For all we know the OP has been viewing some rather nasty web sites and downloading any old crap off the net. I think the blame for crapping the OS up is down to whatever was put on it to crap it up in the firstplace.

  • 02-20-2008 4:05 AM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    Brother Laz:
    The progress bar disappears much earlier, but then there is a very long silence on a black screen before the little glowing Windows logo,

    Sounds like driver issue.

    Which driver?

    Who knows. 

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  • 02-20-2008 4:09 AM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    MasterPlanSoftware:
    It will definitely be slower than XP on the same hardware, but that should be expected.

    Hm.

    Is it folly to expect that the next generation of your software will be faster and lighter in some respects? That software development is not just about tacking more new features onto an existing program?

    Should it not be somewhat expected that turning off all the Aeuioreo eyecandy in Vista will turn it into something with the weight of XP?

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  • 02-20-2008 4:46 AM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    DaEagle:

    dlikhten:

    and has a ram requirement of 512 ram to work great. Once that happens its vista all de way!

    is that MB or GB?

    I think it's 512 RAM modules.
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  • 02-20-2008 6:04 AM In reply to

    • Daid
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    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    MasterPlanSoftware:
    Lingerance:
    I might try it on my laptop (which has 512MB of RAM) just to see how it deals with it (our school comps had 2GB).
     

    If you turn off Aero (should be off by default on 512mb) it should be reasonable.

    Paying 300 bucks for a 'reasonable' running OS sounds like a ripoff to me.

  • 02-20-2008 6:13 AM In reply to

    • ropata
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    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    Maybe he's in Kazakhstan, and needs 512 sheep to power his computer?
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  • 02-20-2008 6:56 AM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    ropata:
    Maybe he's in Kazakhstan, and needs 512 sheep to power his computer?
    I don't think he is able to run Vista then, 512 sheep don't have that much of memory. Also they forget unreasonably fast (well, you might consider that a feature, as the RAM will never be full and you don't need a swap file).
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  • 02-20-2008 7:03 AM In reply to

    • lanzz
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    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    bstorer:

    It's been said before, but it bears repeating: The Real WTF is that some bloatware and uninstalls would necessitate the reinstallation of the operating system after a year.

    it's not a WTF, it's a tradition.
  • 02-20-2008 7:44 AM In reply to

    Re: So I reinstalled Vista and...

    dhromed:

    MasterPlanSoftware:
    It will definitely be slower than XP on the same hardware, but that should be expected.

    Hm.

    Is it folly to expect that the next generation of your software will be faster and lighter in some respects? That software development is not just about tacking more new features onto an existing program?

    Should it not be somewhat expected that turning off all the Aeuioreo eyecandy in Vista will turn it into something with the weight of XP?

     

    I have never seen an example of a newer OS that provides more features being faster than an old one with less features. So no, this is not my expectation.

  • 02-20-2008 7:45 AM In reply to