Mal1024:
Anyone bored enough to translate this to ASCII? I got as far as (paraphrased from memory) "Why are you reading" before giving up. Speaking of Kryten, I'm reminded of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backwards_%28Red_Dwarf_episode%29#Trivia
"You are a stupid, square-headed, bald git, aren't you, eh?! I'm not pointing at you, I'm pointing at you,
but I'm not actually addressing you. I'm addressing the one prat in the
country who's bothered to get hold of this recording, turn it round,
and actually work out the rubbish that I'm saying! What a poor, sad
life he's got! Frankly, your act's crap, anyway. Anybody could have
done it! I hate the lot of you! Bollocks to you!!"