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Rolling the dice with Dice.com
Last post 05-30-2007 2:05 PM by joe.edwards. 12 replies.
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05-29-2007 4:52 PM
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WTF Job Posting


- Joined on 05-29-2007
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Rolling the dice with Dice.com
This is pretty much self explanatory:
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Our client seeks a seasoned Java Senior Lead GUI programmer for a hands on coding role on languages such as Java Swing, JBuilder, AJAX, Servelets The candidate must have had previous HANDS ON experience in building real-time trading systems. 73 years or more coding Java GUI components 710 years or more actual programming experience. 74 years of more with a windows messaging infrastructure (TIBCO, MQ, WCF, MSMQ) 7Experience in Object Oriented methodology. 7Strong multi-thread programming knowledge required. 7Experience with a real-time trading application. 7Participation in system design and architecture sessions |
So I guess that I should note on my resume that I started out programming on an abacus in 1297AD, and migrated to Java in 1934 a full 12 years before anything could be coded on the ~17,000 vaccuum tube ENIAC (no worries, it works as coded)...
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joe.edwards


- Joined on 08-14-2006
- Dallas, TX
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Re: Rolling the dice with Dice.com
Okay, so it prepended a 7 to the last seven lines of the description.
I suppose Error'd has numbed me to formatting errors resulting in nonsensical numbers.
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Mal1024


- Joined on 04-02-2007
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Re: Rolling the dice with Dice.com
WTF!? I wonder if this happens to other people.
SELECT * FROM TAGS WHERE TAG_ABUSE=0 ERROR: No tables returned. /dev/mal
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arty


- Joined on 01-09-2007
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Re: Rolling the dice with Dice.com
Likely the input used
· (center dot), but it got mangled into 7-bit text (and made into an ascii 7). I will mention with no irony that "Real bullets work better" in virtually any context.
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DaEagle


- Joined on 01-08-2007
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Re: Rolling the dice with Dice.com
Sounds like it may be worth applying for. They may append a '7' to your salary!
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Rasit


- Joined on 12-30-2006
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Re: Rolling the dice with Dice.com
DaEagle:Sounds like it may be worth applying for. They may append a '7' to your salary!
I would rather have them prepending a 7 to my salary,
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Goldie


- Joined on 03-28-2007
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Re: Rolling the dice with Dice.com
not if your salary already starts with 8 or 9...
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Thief^


- Joined on 12-06-2006
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Re: Rolling the dice with Dice.com
Or if your salary has cents in it, then adding a 7 to the end would get you one extra cent (if they're generous enough to round up) per year...
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misha


- Joined on 05-10-2007
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Re: Rolling the dice with Dice.com
WTF Job Posting:This is pretty much self explanatory:
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Our client seeks a seasoned Java Senior Lead GUI programmer for a hands on coding role on languages such as Java Swing, JBuilder, AJAX, Servelets The candidate must have had previous HANDS ON experience in building real-time trading systems. 73 years or more coding Java GUI components 710 years or more actual programming experience. 74 years of more with a windows messaging infrastructure (TIBCO, MQ, WCF, MSMQ) 7Experience in Object Oriented methodology. 7Strong multi-thread programming knowledge required. 7Experience with a real-time trading application. 7Participation in system design and architecture sessions |
Numbers aside, this job spec itself has at least a minor WTF. If you have 7 years "coding Java GUI components" you certainly have experience in OO methodology. And if you've built a real time trading application, you better have made it multi-threaded, because traders don't like to queue.
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SuperousOxide


- Joined on 01-30-2007
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Re: Rolling the dice with Dice.com
misha:Numbers aside, this job spec itself has at least a minor WTF. If you have 7 years "coding Java GUI components" you certainly have experience in OO methodology. And if you've built a real time trading application, you better have made it multi-threaded, because traders don't like to queue.
Not really. Just because you're coding in a language that supports Object Oriented programming, doesn't mean you're doing OO. It's possible to right some very much non-object oriented java.
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rbowes


- Joined on 02-08-2007
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Re: Rolling the dice with Dice.com
Thief^:Or if your salary has cents in it, then adding a 7 to the end would get you one extra cent (if they're generous enough to round up) per year...
You must be a teacher.
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shadowman


- Joined on 07-27-2006
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Re: Rolling the dice with Dice.com
Goldie:not if your salary already starts with 8 or 9...
So you'd rather get $85,000 than $785,000 ?
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joe.edwards


- Joined on 08-14-2006
- Dallas, TX
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Re: Rolling the dice with Dice.com
shadowman: Goldie:
not if your salary already starts with 8 or 9...
So you'd rather get $85,000 than $785,000 ?
I think s/he meant s/he'd rather get $850,007 than $785,000.
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