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Last post 09-17-2008 8:04 PM by danixdefcon5. 13 replies.
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  • 09-16-2008 4:15 AM

    • KopT
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    "Catastrophic failure"

    Has anyone ever received this message while working on SQL Server 2005? My heart just skipped a few beats while receiving this popup while executing a normal DELETE FROM -statement.I panicked and didn't get a screenshot, but found a link which describes a similar error message, except the message I received was just "Catastrophic failure" and an OK button.

    http://support.microsoft.com/kb/243349
  • 09-16-2008 8:26 AM In reply to

    Re: "Catastrophic failure"

    SQL Server 2005 is a Catastrophic Failure in every way.

  • 09-16-2008 8:57 AM In reply to

    Re: "Catastrophic failure"

     I do like the workaraound especially the first of the three ones.

  • 09-16-2008 8:59 AM In reply to

    Re: "Catastrophic failure"

    Nether:
    SQL Server 2005 is a Catastrophic Failure in every way.
    OK, moving right along...

    http://2012-comet.com/phpbb/ - Has anyone pointed the bearded one here?

    bstorer:
    Hey, old people need anal fisting, too.
  • 09-16-2008 9:53 AM In reply to

    Re: "Catastrophic failure"

    Nether:
    SQL Server 2005 is a Catastrophic Failure in every way.

    [citation needed] 

    < pstorer> Bans don't mean shit on the forum. It's like being on the Sex Offender List. You can still entice kids into your van with candy.

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  • 09-16-2008 12:13 PM In reply to

    • operagost
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    Re: "Catastrophic failure"

    Nether:

    SQL Server 2005 is a Catastrophic Failure in every way.

    Considering that the fault lies with an ancient version of MDAC and not with SQL Server 2005, I disagree.

  • 09-16-2008 2:40 PM In reply to

    Re: "Catastrophic failure"

     Morbius -- remember what we agreed upon when dealing with flamebaits and trollers.  We don't feed them, right?

    Nether -- Feel free to troll elsewhere, we don't appreciate that kind of behavior here.

    I did not become a TDWTF forum moderator to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.
  • 09-17-2008 10:54 AM In reply to

    Re: "Catastrophic failure"

    Jeff S:
     Morbius -- remember what we agreed upon[dubious - discuss] when dealing with flamebaits and trollers.  We don't feed them, right?

    Nether -- Feel free to troll elsewhere, we don't appreciate that kind of behavior here[citation needed].

     

    < pstorer> Bans don't mean shit on the forum. It's like being on the Sex Offender List. You can still entice kids into your van with candy.

    Want more? Go the IRC channel #TDWTFMafia on irc.slashnet.org.
  • 09-17-2008 11:19 AM In reply to

    Re: "Catastrophic failure"

    morbiuswilters:

    Jeff S:
     Morbius -- remember what we agreed upon[dubious - discuss] when dealing with flamebaits and trollers.  We don't feed them, right?

    Nether -- Feel free to troll elsewhere, we don't appreciate that kind of behavior here[citation needed].

     

    Sure!

    If you'd like to discuss, as always, you are more than welcome to PM me.  Thanks!

    I did not become a TDWTF forum moderator to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.
  • 09-17-2008 11:54 AM In reply to

    Re: "Catastrophic failure"

    Jeff S:

    morbiuswilters:

    Jeff S:
     Morbius -- remember what we agreed upon[dubious - discuss] when dealing with flamebaits and trollers.  We don't feed them, right?

    Nether -- Feel free to troll elsewhere, we don't appreciate that kind of behavior here[citation needed].

     

    Sure!

    If you'd like to discuss, as always, you are more than welcome to PM me.  Thanks!

    I never said I would do that, I said that perhaps some other forum regulars should speak up as well.  Also, if you think "[citation needed]" is flamebait, I don't know what to tell you.  It's an amusing way of telling someone to support their controversial opinion with evidence or shut up, without having to type all of that out.  If someone flips out and starts a flamewar because they get a "[citation needed]" on an unverified claim, that is their problem.  Has anyone even complained about this or are you just being your usual busybody self?

    < pstorer> Bans don't mean shit on the forum. It's like being on the Sex Offender List. You can still entice kids into your van with candy.

    Want more? Go the IRC channel #TDWTFMafia on irc.slashnet.org.
  • 09-17-2008 12:05 PM In reply to

    Re: "Catastrophic failure"

    morbiuswilters:

    Jeff S:

    morbiuswilters:

    Jeff S:
     Morbius -- remember what we agreed upon[dubious - discuss] when dealing with flamebaits and trollers.  We don't feed them, right?

    Nether -- Feel free to troll elsewhere, we don't appreciate that kind of behavior here[citation needed].

     

    Sure!

    If you'd like to discuss, as always, you are more than welcome to PM me.  Thanks!

    I never said I would do that, I said that perhaps some other forum regulars should speak up as well.  Also, if you think "[citation needed]" is flamebait, I don't know what to tell you.  It's an amusing way of telling someone to support their controversial opinion with evidence or shut up, without having to type all of that out.  If someone flips out and starts a flamewar because they get a "[citation needed]" on an unverified claim, that is their problem.  Has anyone even complained about this or are you just being your usual busybody self?

     

    QED

     

    [no citation needed]

  • 09-17-2008 3:34 PM In reply to

    Re: "Catastrophic failure"

    morbiuswilters:
    Also, if you think "[citation needed]" is flamebait, I don't know what to tell you. 
     

    I never claimed you were posting flamebait.

    morbiuswilters:
    Has anyone even complained about this or are you just being your usual busybody self?

    Interesting comment from someone who has the time/inclination to post in just about every single thread.  And, yes, someone did complain about the flambaiting and trolling and offered suggestions on how we should handle the problem -- you.

     

    I did not become a TDWTF forum moderator to make friends. And by the way, I haven't.
  • 09-17-2008 6:28 PM In reply to

    Re: "Catastrophic failure"

    The only time I've seen the phrase "Catostophic Failure" is in teh nuclear power field, when talking about metallurgy, fracture mechanics, and teh concept of "brittle fracture," which is defined as:

    The catostrophic failure of a part or component with little or no plastic deformation.

     

    Irrelevant, off topic, but it's my first post, so forgive me :)

  • 09-17-2008 8:04 PM In reply to

    Re: "Catastrophic failure"

    KopT:

    Has anyone ever received this message while working on SQL Server 2005? My heart just skipped a few beats while receiving this popup while executing a normal DELETE FROM -statement.I panicked and didn't get a screenshot, but found a link which describes a similar error message, except the message I received was just "Catastrophic failure" and an OK button.

    http://support.microsoft.com/kb/243349

    I've been battling with a weirder error message myself:

    [Sybase JDBC Driver]End of stream was detected on a read.

    That, and other weird stuff like Sybase failing to insert/update using the same damned PreparedStatements is driving me insane!!!

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